Typical conversation between husband and wife

Husband: My future shape is an expectation which, hopefully, will be better than my present. Ha ha ha!

Wife: It better be, dear!

Husband: I always knew that I didn't have any choice in the matter. Groan!

Wife: Well, dear, of course, you have a choice.

Husband:That's true. My choices are: a) to slim down or b) to lose weight.

Wife: Exactly dear. I am glad that you confirmed that we are on the same plate.

Husband: Yes indeed!

Wife: Thanks my dear!

Husband: The pleasure's all mine dearest.

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